Conversation with a straight buddy

Sometime, we will come across following conversation with a stright buddy..

E: wai what u doing
E: boring lah
Me: work lah, why no cute girl today?
E: nolah but got invitation on friday at spa indrani grand opening
Me: oh! how nice
E: hehe got many aweklah (pretty girls) lets go
Me: so they give you a free try?
E: maybe if u kautim (can make it)
Me: and got extra service do u want to go xxx hotel or xxxx
E: wah, you such an expert
Me: hei lets go xxxx
E: comelah i want to fuck
E: have u fuck before or u still a virgin?
Me: sure I am not lah, how old I am already
E: who did u fuck?
Me: secrete hmm.. I am only into guy not girl, so I can't tell you his name
E: don't tell me u follow the footstep of J
Me: J?
E: nolah he lost his virgin by pelacur (prostitute) and he fuck twice the same pro
Me: and you? got rape by a girl? LOL
E: i with my girlfriend lah, u sucks if u did do that
E: thats way i want to go to massage at the hotel, comelah
Me: hmmm...
E: end of the month when we got gaji (salary) ok
Me: hmmm..
E: only XXX only
E: i belanja u lah k
Me: wow, you got a good pay. haha
E: the girls are all young and pretty
Me: do you always go there
E: never mind i belanja (buy) my friend and most of all he got a good time or enjoying fucking
Me: nolah nut sometimes desperate
E: hey don't tell me u never have the feeling to f a girl
Me: not for a pay lah
E: haha
E: this is msia not US cannot get free one if u got girlfriend u also have to invest on her to buy her many things and belanja makan (buy them food)
Me: sure lah, notthing come free
E: yalah lets go
Me: no lah..
E: why u only masturbate
Me: it is against my religion.. because I am gay
E: what your religion?
Me: I am a Buddhist
E: im also how come i can do.
Me: because you don't religious enough.. you prefer girl and I prefer guy
E: what?? errr