My younger brother will get marry this coming weekend. It is going to be a stressful weekend. As usual, all the when going to get marry question will pop up from the relative. Kind of sick of answering the question; however, what to do? I still need to face the problem.
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Hi lifebook,
You had remind me that it's another half year of 2006. Oh, time really flashes. It's time to work out another half year plan :P Good Luck, pal!
Well, as the marrying questions that you have to face this coming weekend, I do have some suggestions for you. I had just post this to one of my friend, Leggie recently too, haha... Well, when those anuties and uncles asked you about when u getting marry, you may tell them:
1. I have tried very hard to date a girl I like, but she turned out to be a lesbian. In fact, all the girls I am attracted to all turned out to prefer women.
2. I still have not found the right woman for my child.
3. I am in love with my dog, can I marry the bitch?!
4. Women are plants, I do not know how to firtilize them.
5. I can't stay faithful to one woman.
6. I am still looking for a local girl who is a virgin. Tough luck, cannot find one.
7. Aunty, I am still looking for a girl that is as good as you. Too bad still cannot find one.
8.No money to get married. Can you be my financial sponsor? perhaps $500,000 is necessary for a married couple.
9. If I am single, I get money (red packets) from relatives. If I am married, I have to give people red packets. Tell me which makes more economical sense: to be single or to be married. It's better to receive than to give.
10. Who needs a wife? I've got cable TV.
11. I think of marriage as an institution. I'm not sure I'm ready to be institutionalized.
12. Singapore government has a plot to get everyone there married and produce babies. We Malaysians don't have to follow what Singaporean authorities say.
13. If our 53 year old uncle gets married, and if our divorced aunt remarries, then I will find a girl to get married.
14. Finding a partner is like looking for a parking space. All the lots are either taken or are for the handicapped.
15. A lot of my friends are gay, so I don't meet many women.
16. Well, after all these years I have not met a girl that appeals to me. Do you think I could be gay?
17. I don't want a girl to be my wife, I want her to be my sister.
18. I like women and men, and dont know which to choose. If I choose a woman, my boyfriend will get angry. If I choose a man, my girlfriend will get jealous. So better be single.
19. I keep forgetting to get married. Remind me next year.
20. If you ask me "when is my turn next" (to get married), I will ask you in someone's funeral when your turn will be next.
and lastly you may also answered in this way : "Oh, my bf don't allow me." :P
Well, it's just piece of fun cheering suggestion, doesn't help much I guess,hehe...I just hope while you are reading, you can have a bit of moment cheering up, relax ur mind and dun be over stressed! :P All the best!
Wil
If a family friend asks you the question, just respond "why, do you have a son I could meet?"
(the other) Will
Thanks will and will for those interesting suggestions, will try it out this weekend.. :)
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